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Fitspiration. Jay Day

Yesterday I ate a lot of cookies (I don’t even know how many…) because I was craving sugar. Then today I was bitching to my wife all day about how I shouldn’t have eaten so much sugar and I wish I hadn’t done it blah blah blah…Tonight my mother-in-law brings home a chocolate cake and everybody has a slice. She asks me if I want a slice and I got as far as, ” erm…yes I think I might just…” before my wife just said, “No!”. Everybody looked at her as if she was being very rude, but I was really thankful.

I don’t really want chocolate cake. I am addicted to sugar, but I will beat that addiction.

I am strong and my wife will help me.

We did the obstacle course today and I didn’t look as cool as this guy. Halfway through I climbed over the high wall and managed to sit with most of my weight on my left testicle. Good times.

Big fat guys who could kick your ass…you have a leader.

I watch MMA and it always inspires me to workout because I want to look like the fighters.

And then I see Roy Nelson.Yes, he is an obese motherfucker, but he will put you to sleep!

Way to represent, Roy. I love you man.

This makes me feel ashamed…

thespartanwarrior:

All of your excuses are now invalid.

This is motivation to the nth degree. No more excuses, no more complaining. Get in and get it done. Do what you should do when you should do it whether you feel like it or not.

I’m shipping out to Ft Jackson, SC in 3 months for BCT (Basic Combat Training) and I need to lose 5lbs, knock 3 minutes off my 2 mile run, do 40 pushups in a minute (I can do 32 at the moment) do 50 situps in a minute (35 now).

I can do this!

Question…How lazy can one person be?

I’m sitting here and I should go for a run or do math homework, but I’m not doing either.

On Wednesday the Army took us for a run and my legs hurt for 3 days afterwards. Cpl Delacruz said, “I’m taking you guys for a run and 3 or 4 of them laughed (because the good corporal is a short and stocky mexican who doesn’t really look like he can run very far) and the minute they laughed and he saw it I knew we were in for one hell of a run.

So anyway, even though my legs hurt a little, I went for a run on Thursday to try to stay loose, but it only made it worse. On Friday I could barely walk and Saturday was painful, but today I’ve been ok.

You know what?! Fuck it. I’m going for that run. The math homework can wait. Who needs math anyway? Right?!!

Not only do I want to be a big scary beast of a man, like Kimbo. I also want his beard.